Did They Give You Gay?

And now, over to the Pentagon, where an unfortunately-shelved proposal to spray enemy combatants with some sort of strong aphrodisiac that would cause them to be overcome with lust for one another, has been revealed. Those R&D sessions at US Military headquarters must be a blast; was this an example of the Clinton administration's interpretation of torture? I can add no more, let the plain unvarnished truth of this news story speak for itself.