Retro Irish behaviour

Two young Irishmen have been arrested following their theft of a fishing trawler in Holyhead to sail back to Dublin after they missed their ferry. Classic Paddy behaviour of old, which should ensure a brief revival in all the old jokes. The owner of the trawler was unhappy at the lack of action taken by the police, considering the damage done to his boat by these amadáns. "I couldn't believe it. The police are giving a green light for people from Ireland to simply grab the nearest boat and try to sail home if they miss the ferry." Now you all know what to do if you miss the boat lads.