This War's About Gas Reserves, Not Oil

My people that look out for this sort of thing have alerted me to this story in which a scare was reported aboard an American Airlines flight and caused it to be diverted to Nashville with nary a bearded Arab wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with cursive script in sight. As An tUasail de Gallaí put it, this means the terrorists have won. Life's a gas. No, really it is.