This Is For Steve Ya Flaming Galah

There's no let-up in the Steve Irwin saga, of a man whose influence on world affairs reaches beyond the grave. According to the Beeb, who manage to report this with an admirably straight face, Australian fans of the Croc Hunter have been exacting revenge on stingrays, something the conservationist would surely have not wanted. I don't have much to say about this strange affair other than to remark that is it 'tits for tat'. What are the chances of irate mobs of stingrays desecrating Irwin's grave? I fear for it.