Tories and British Army Linked to Racism - I Kid You Not

Don't we just love the Tories? The natural party of government has suffered its latest Strangelovesque slip in the ranks as 'Homeland Security' spokesman (I thought the 'Homeland' was the USA) Patrick Mercer tells Timesonline that 'being called a black bastard is how it is in the army.' Mercer is a former colonel who has served in the colonies - including nine tours in what he would refer to as 'Aaalstah' - so he clearly knows his stuff. Not even Spanish footballing administrators are as hip to the beat on the truth about racism as Col Mercer. The problem with those darkies is they just don't have that stiff upper lip...